LeBron James: East teams loading up because ‘they ain’t gotta go through me’

勒布朗-詹姆斯：東部紛紛補強的原因是因為“他們無需再擊敗我了?！?/p>

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[–][HOU] Bob SuraDuck-Yo-Couch 1101 points 8 hours ago

Still gotta go through Tristan Thompson. Hes been to four straight Finals.

火箭球迷：他們還需要越過特里斯坦-湯普森呢，他也是連續(xù)四次殺入總決賽的人物。

[–]76erswilyame 257 points 4 hours ago

He ain’t losing a game for the next few years in the playoffs.

76人球迷：未來幾年我大TT都不可能在季后賽中品嘗敗績！

[–]Pacers_mywifeleftme 2241 points 10 hours ago

And then there’s the Pacers. Staying quiet, under the radar... ready to strike

步行者球迷：迎面走來的是步行者代表隊，他們很安靜，他們準備好迎接獵物了。

[–]Pacersdirtyben2010 759 points 9 hours ago

Our mascot is a panther. Coincidence? Not likely.

步行者球迷：我們的領袖是黑豹。這是巧合嘛？不可能的。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceSweaty_LeBron 78 points 8 hours ago

2013 conference finals was so good, a true coming out party for pg

湖人球迷：2013年的東部決賽真的太棒了，對于保羅-喬治而言真的是完美的表現。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jameshiimred2 47 points 6 hours ago

Obviously I wont complain because, LeBron Fan, but Ive always thought about how different that 3-4 year stretch for the Pacers coulda been if Granger came back 100%. Oh and if Hibbert didnt just forget how basketball is played. Im not saying its one of basketballs greatest what-ifs but I think about it.

騎士球迷：很明顯我不會抱怨，但是如果格蘭杰百分之百回歸，東部這三到四年的形勢將會大不一樣，當然還有希伯特沒忘記籃球該怎么打，當然這是籃球中最大的如果了……但是我總會情不自禁得想起這件事情。

[–]PacersThe_One_X 262 points 8 hours ago

The truth is Lebron went out west to get away from Indiana.

步行者球迷：實際上勒布朗逃離到西部只是為了逃避步行者而已。

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[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 12.5k points 11 hours ago

If you’ve dicked a conference for over a decade you deserve to be able to say this kind of stuff

老鷹球迷：如果你將近十年統(tǒng)治了東部聯(lián)盟，你也有資格說這句話。

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 1934 points 8 hours ago

I mean, hes not wrong. Surprised he just came out and said it though. No LeFucks given

勇士球迷：我的意思是，他沒錯，很驚訝他竟然說出了這話。

[–]LakersRolodox 1087 points 8 hours ago

I just need a show where Bron gets wine drunk and gets everything off his chest

湖人球迷：我猜是不是勒布朗喝了點紅酒，然后啥話都往外蹦。

[–]Lakerseldencampbell 733 points 7 hours ago

Wine Drunk is a show where NBA legends Lebron James and Gregg Popovich drink two bottles of expensive wine and discuss current events both inside the league and out. Make it happen Netflix.

湖人球迷：我希望來波紅酒宿醉——就是讓NBA名宿勒布朗-詹姆斯以及格雷格-波波維奇兩個人開一瓶昂貴的紅酒然后討論聯(lián)盟的里里外外，我希望在Netfix趕緊上映！

[–]Son-Wukonda 306 points 7 hours ago

Id watch the fuck out of that

我一定會為此買單啊。

[–][LAL] LeBron JamesRelamar 154 points 7 hours ago

That sounds like quality programming. I think they should call it "Wine Dunk" though

湖人球迷：這個聽起來有點像項目名稱，我覺得他們應該叫“紅酒灌籃”。

[–]NBAOyyeee 139 points 8 hours ago

I doubt he does but man, I really hope he does some sort of TV hosting when he retires

我猜他確實會做，但是兄弟，我真的希望他退休的時候做個電視節(jié)目主持人。

[–]mf_buddha 78 points 8 hours ago

Lebron for President 2024

勒布朗2024年趕緊當總統(tǒng)吧。

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[–]KnicksLeonhearted 11 points 6 hours ago

No no no, he shouldnt be running for president during his prime

尼克斯球迷：不不不，他不可能在巔峰期去競選總統(tǒng)。

[–]Warriorsmeth0dz 2192 points 10 hours ago

But can he even make the 8th seed in the west??

勇士球迷：問題來了：他能在西部拿到8號種子的位置嘛？

[–]PubDefLakersGuy 4301 points 10 hours ago

Missed 17 games just to make it interesting

實際上勒布朗錯過17場比賽只是為了讓卡位爭奪戰(zhàn)更有趣一些。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice 843 points 10 hours ago

All things going according to plan.

掘金球迷：所有東西都在計劃之中。

[–]jcomito 525 points 10 hours ago

Bron dont care what seed he is

勒布朗根本不在乎他身處幾號種子。

[–]ThunderBweibel5 1952 points 9 hours ago*5

Eighth seed, sunflower seed, pumpkin seed, Bulbasaur used leech seed. Dont matter, Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.

Edit: thanks for the silvers!

雷霆球迷：八號種子、向日葵種子、南瓜種子、妙蛙種子、沒有關系，湖人還是會殺進西部決賽！

編輯：感謝各位老鐵的打賞！

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[–]Lakerseldryanyy 71 points 9 hours ago

If they beat the Warriors in round 1, as the 8th seed, they’re going farther than that

湖人球迷：如果他們在第一輪以8號種子身份打敗1號種子的勇士，我覺得他們能走得更遠一點。

[–]76ersKungFuViking7 235 points 8 hours ago

LeBron figured out he’s to gassed to carry a team against Warriors in finals. Takes them out in first round, when they least expect it. True follower of Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

76人球迷：那一年，勒布朗終于明白了與其在總決賽狙擊勇士不如在第一輪干掉他們，在他們最出乎意料的地方擊敗他們，毫無疑問是孫子兵法的完美追隨者。

[–]Amel1995 157 points 10 hours ago

Its like when you raise the difficulty on NBA 2K to the top but youre still winning every game and the number 1 seed so you just sim through some games get some losses to give yourself a challenge

我感覺在打2K，你明明能贏下每一場比賽，但是你就想打1號種子所以故意增加難度輸一點球。

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[–][LAL] Lamar Odomtherealaquaman 4195 points 11 hours ago*

As arrogant as it seems, 8 straight finals says he’s right.

Edit: 8

湖人球迷：不管看起來這話怎么別扭，連續(xù)八次殺入總決賽也證明他是對的。

[–]RocketsGeneralFlint007 1638 points 11 hours ago

The finals without LeBron in it this year is gonna be kind of weird.

火箭球迷：沒有勒布朗的總決賽真的有點奇怪。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 1473 points 10 hours ago

Speak for yourself, Im looking forward to not having half the commentary be about how losing another finals might affect his legacy in comparison to MJ.

森林狼球迷：就這么說吧，我希望到時候別繼續(xù)說輸掉總決賽是不是會影響他和MJ的歷史地位。

[–]Pistonsmichiganbears 861 points 9 hours ago

The commentary will just be about how LeFinal has missed his first finals in eight years

實際上言論們都會說勒總決在八年里第一次錯過總決賽哈哈哈。

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[–][DEN] Nikola JokicBOOOOOiiiiiiiii 1684 points 12 hours ago

LePride

掘金球迷：勒驕傲。

[–]Raptorsslurp78 4793 points 12 hours ago

West teams not loading up because he ain’t gonna get through them.

猛龍球迷：西部球隊沒有補強是因為他還沒能翻越西部這座大山啊。

[–]Lakerssexiseverything 302 points 10 hours ago

Well, the western conference has a much bigger obstacle to get through in Oakland, so yeah...

湖人球迷：好的，西部聯(lián)盟看起來要比奧克蘭還能翻越嘻嘻……

[–]Rocketsthisisthebun 359 points 8 hours ago*

Its doable. Your team just needs to be a historic team and have a historic season and not have injuries or miss 27 threes in a row. Then you have a chance.

火箭球迷：實際上問題不大，你只需要一支歷史性的球隊加上歷史性的賽季然后不受傷、不會連續(xù)投丟27個三分，然后你們就有機會翻越西部了。

[–]wambam17 180 points 8 hours ago

27 threes in a row. I was about to have a heart attack that game. It still haunts me. How can 5 professional players not be able to hit a single 3 in that long of a stretch is beyond me. I wouldnt even bet against a high school kid making atleast ONE 3-pointer after trying 27 times. I feel like at that point, you are bound to make it on chance alone lol

連續(xù)27個三分不進啊，當時真的是心碎了，這件事情我到現在都耿耿于懷，5個職業(yè)球員竟然連續(xù)27次都投不進一個三分，我當然不敢說隨便拉個高中生嘗試27個三分命中1個三分，但是我覺得那個時候真的應該把握住機會啊。

[–][LAL] Lamar OdomMeetchel 145 points 8 hours ago

And the game was still winnable; that’s the most shocking thing to me. The Warriors felt mortal in that series.

湖人球迷：最騷的是那場比賽還差點贏了，簡直令人震驚，我感覺勇士那年差點就完蛋了。

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[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 1888 points 12 hours ago

He left the East so his finals record couldnt get worse

猛龍球迷：他離開了東部所以他的總決賽記錄不能變得更爛。

[–]RogueTampon 1484 points 11 hours ago

So he’s taking the Raptors approach? Can’t lose the Finals, if you never make the Finals.

開始學你們猛龍阿Q精神？如果你進不了總決賽你就不可能輸總決賽？

[–]Raptorssus_gangster_ceo 865 points 12 hours ago

LeTHANK YOU

猛龍球迷：勒爺……我真的謝謝你啊。

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[–]76ersefranklin13 2284 points 12 hours ago

It’s kinda true

76人球迷：大實話沒問題。

[–]TheDogfatherimnida 667 points 12 hours ago

Totally true

完全沒問題。

[–]76erslivefreeordont 280 points 11 hours ago

You think these teams would be rolling over if Lebron was still in Cleveland with Love, JR, and TT?

76人球迷：你覺得今年勒布朗帶著樂福+JR+TT還能帶領騎士過關？

[–]Warriorsrya11111 101 points 10 hours ago

Well I am sure cleveland would have gotten players too seeing everyone making moves lol

勇士球迷：好吧，實際上我覺得騎士還是會搞一些球員然后顯得他們進步了很多哈哈哈。

[–]NBAEl_Oso_Borracho 500 points 12 hours ago

West teams wont have to go through him this year either, so everybody wins.

西部球隊今年完全不需要跨過他，所以大家都贏了。

[–]BucksThe_Sign_of_Zeta 299 points 12 hours ago

On some level, but some of it is just natural timeline progression. Sixers are also going for it because their picks are finally reaching the point they can be core pieces. Milwaukee finanly got the coach that makes them competitive. Raptors could only trade into a top 10 player this year. LeBron is part of this, but the stars aligned for 3 major teams to make the jump.

雄鹿球迷：實際上還是要看時間線的發(fā)展的，76人一直在進步，他們的選秀權終究會讓他們的核心成型，雄鹿最后總是能得到主教練讓球隊變得更具競爭性，猛龍總是能交易到聯(lián)盟前十的球員，勒布朗是其中一部分，但是這三支主要球隊最終還是能取得進步的。

來源：Reddit

編譯：海上生明月